I have a colleague who likes to rile the kids up before they get to me. He tells them very interesting stories, which they of course relay to me.I never really got the gist of the story he told, but here's the relay. I think it might have been how a man relays feeling sick to a woman...or something like that.
Student: "He said that when he feels bad he feels like a butt cheek. And he tells his wife that his ass...."
*Student turns red, covers mouth, and realizes that what was supposed to be ASKS...turned into something way different*
Ah that moment when the swear word comes out unintentionally from a kid who doesn't say swear words. Nice.
